Following a discussion of texting at the table….
Dad: So we should talk to people at the table, not text.
S.: What if people talked to each other with their phones?
Dad: People talk by talking.
Three billion parenting points to Big A. for using lyrics from Too Much Joy’s cover of“That’s a Lie” as a part of effective, responsible, positive teaching.
If you don’t know what I mean, listen to the song here.
But not around your kids.
Or your parents.
Or possibly your spouse.
But I hope not, because it would really be too bad if you and your spouse couldn’t enjoy TMJ together.
Unless, course, you don’t like it.
In which case, stop listening.
Okay, I think I’ve blown the contemporary one-sentence-witty-dry-punchline-paragraph thing sky high.
I’m going to go now.